If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
"your smile looks forced"
the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs
man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you
I still say this man does some of the finest explanations of historical events the world has ever known.
i don’t care this joke was fucking handed to me I DON’T CARE
can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum
Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.
Me: Based on what?
Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.
Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.
Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.
Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.
Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?
Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.
Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
during the regular season, i can classify teams into categories like:
- teams i love
- teams i like
- teams i don’t care about
- teams i hate
during the playoffs, there’s only:
- my team
- teams i hate
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen